Hello, welcome to my tumblr!
I'm a nerd, a south park addict, a cosplayer, a person who loves everything but spiders, and I love to read and write.
I'm awkward.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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The Walmart game.
Hmm..
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
omfg
this is my favourite post on tumblr
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
here’s to impatient assholes
i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect
let’s have a toast to the douche bags
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Healthy food just looks soo much more appealing than junk food does. my gawdd
Porn
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16 Fun Food Facts
I know its not health related but… it’s my blog deal with it :P
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I enjoyed this post very much
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
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THIS KID ZIPPED HIS HOODIE AROUND A POLE AND TOLD THE DEAN HE’S NOT GOING TO CLASS
hE’S STILL THERE
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now
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PROJECT Magazine Issue 10 Cover - featuring Hugh Jackman
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My face when I’m walking through a buffet
Omg the gif. Why was he doing this on television. I quit.
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